Stuff That Happens and Stuff That Doesn't

Driver's Seat
Wednesday, October 28, 2009

monday was the first recre gym training since long time back and it was pretty fun, upper body pt. i dont actually train like that so it was quite hardcore. im still aching. kej the veg loaned me prince of persia but for some reason, ive lost administrator privileges on this comp and i cant install. this is a pretty strange comp. it deleted ms paint, and the calculator and notepad functions by itself about a year back...

today we had 4 lectures and one tutorial and no break so i ate my lunch while walking between lt1 and the econs classroom. and then was the talk on stds.

no girls beyond this point thanks for your cooperation

well yes, we are now older than 16 which is the legal age for um... and its no secret that hell lot of people are engaged in wayward extracurricular activities. and theres no doubt that this is a bad thing. so they are trying to inform us that we should take a few things into consideration before trying to do our part to give a boost to the aging population - definitely noble intent.

so the wimpy looking dude takes the stage and starts with some vague introductions. then they show us a video involving a bunch of people who do a bunch of things and all end up with aids. fair enough, now we know a bit about aids and we know that we shouldnt randomly get jiggy with it at night with people that we dont know too well, especially when drinks come into the picture. its not like the people who are into this kind of thing are going to be in the least way affected by all this but lets ignore that for the time being.

in this video one guy does funny things involving a funhouse and a woman of the night. then later he coerces his girlfriend into getting into the night time action sequence with him, and wards off her questions into his past exploits with a smooth one liner. another guy has some four ex girlfriends and goes for his fifth. they go drinking and then do their funny business at night with the girl apparently waking up in the morning and declaring that she hadnt had any intention of bed shaking that night.

and in the middle the guys sticks in an example to show how stds spread. he says something along the lines of "lets say a guy has 3 partners, and each of those girls has one partner and each of those guys has 3 partners each..." well yeah what kind of image does that invoke?

all through this the girls sitting around me are whispering to each other. im hearing things like "how can he do that?", "wow she fell for that", " he tricked her". hey education is fine, but where did the whole thing with portraying the entire male community as a bunch of sex addicted serial rapists come from?

oh at one point the guy says "when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with all their previous partners too." to which theguysittingnexttome's instant response was "does that make it some kind of mass orgy?"

then the pictures. ok so they flash up a bunch of diseased wangs in different states of mutilation to illustrate what happens when you get an std. alright, fair enough as discouragement. then they talk about how to prevent pregnancies, which as far as i can see does not have anything to do with what he came to talk about. and the cherry on top, he starts putting up a series of pictures on "how to use a condom". with a woman sticking one on a distinctly anatomically correct dong. i mean where does that come into the picture? as far as i could tell he was just playing out his weird fantasies with his slideshow and enjoying himself as we squirmed.

i could about sum it up by saying that the talk was an assault on our sensibilities by a weird man teaching us about our genitals. i found it an annoying and particularly uncomfortable waste of time.

AJ sped off at |7:38 PM|

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